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Happy Tuesday Spursland! What the hell is going on here? The boys are in third and quite frankly I don't know how to handle this. I am not sure I even like this, I mean what are the other writers and I supposed to write about now? I hope you don't think we are going to start being all positive, because that ain't happening.
And now the "news"
Joe Jordan Has No Regrets Over Selling Bent-Sky Sports
Of course he doesn't have any regrets. Joe Jordan doesn't have any feelings, duh.
Bale Thinks Spurs Can Challenge For The Title Soon-Sky Sports
I just love overly vague, open ended, positivity!
Spurs Fans Raise 40K Pounds For The British Royal Legion-SB Nation Soccer
All Spurs fans are, and should be proud patriots. Don't forget this holiday season to thank your veterans, whatever nation you support Spurs from, our veterans deserve our thanks.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
LA Galaxy Have Opportunity For First MLS Treble-SB Nation Soccer
An MLS team hitting a treble of cups would be nice to be sure. But for everyone who dreams of the league one day being a major one on the world's stage this couldn't possibly matter any less. Quality of play, and quality of players is what will define that and that will be dependent on money invested in the league, as that is the only attraction that MLS holds for big time stars. The Galaxy winning three cups in a season will only make unobjective MLS homers feel better about themselves.
ESPN Is Bad At Soccer Coverage, Like Really Bad-SB Nation Soccer
Don't do drugs kids, just don't do drugs.
(Insert obligatory violence is bas statement here) Who the hell throws an umbrella? It would be cumbersome in a crowd to say the least. How do you aim it? Do you go hammer throw style or more of an American football style over head spiral toss?
Montreal Impact Officially Join MLS, Now The Hard Questions Get Asked-SB Nation Soccer
Welcome to the Montreal Impact, you have passed step one of the hazing process, being snarked by the snarkity snark snark himself Ryan Rosenblatt.