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Happy Black Friday Spursland! Welcome to the unofficial, official beginging of the Christmas season. For those wondering, I wouldn't say no to a large bottle of bourbon wrapped in a Ledley King Jersey, and a bottle of whatever product Scott Parker uses on his hair. Tis the season.
And now the "news"
Brad Wants To Play On-Sky Sports
It is great, great to see that Brad wants to keep playing. However it is doubtful that Dan Levy is going to lean on the old fella for more than another season, then bring along a new young keeper to take his place.
A Worthless "Article" About Roman Pavlyuchenko But Mostly About Nothing-Fans FC
This wil not happen, what also will not happen is Fans FC appearing in the Hoddle Of Coffee again. Congratulations, you are so bad at what you do that you have joined the ranks of the Daily Fail on the banned list.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
VIDEO: Sal Zizzo Opens A Food Truck-SB Nation Soccer
That just sounds like the first line of some post ironic hipster joke. But yeah, the guy really did open a food truck, it is however for italian food, which is about the boringest food truck idea I have ever heard. Food trucks are all about breaking old school culinary rules to create something cheap high end and amazing. Not for knocking out pasta palmadoro.
The Montreal Impact Are Pissing Everyone Off-SB Nation Soccer
This came out just after the taping of Wheeler Dealer Radio ended yesterday and our universal response was a school girl like fit of giggles. Call me crazy but I am now a little bit of a fan of the Impact. Assholes have to stick together.
Will Chelsea Sack Villa Boas? Should They?-We Ain't Got No History
This is a great read on some of the history of Chelsea managerial hirings and firings under that crazy kooky Russian. In case you didn't know he firers really talented people without giving them a chance to actually perform, like all the time.