It's Friday Spursland! Now that we have almost all the Russian crap out of our system (damn you Pav), it's time to move on with the season and back to matches where at least most of the team could legally share a beer with me.
And now the "news"
Bassong Hints At An Exit-Sky Sports
Watch nobody care, until whoever comes in to replace him makes their first mistake, at which point we will all mourn the loss of such a quality player. It's like clockwork with us.
Bond Confident That Spurs Will Advance-BBC
Nice to see that someone has stepped up in Harry's absence to put a delightful spin on such a pooptastic performance. Nice job Kevin!
Some People In Liverpool Have Strong Feelings About Big Tom-Liverpool KOP
I have to tell you, this article makes a compelling case for the journalist reporting the THud to Liverpool rumor being terrible at his job, and Big Tom being marginally better at his.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Mario Balotelli To Be Burned In Coolest Effigy Ever On Bonfire Night-SB Nation Soccer
Being that my side didn't fare very well in the events Bonfire Night commemorates, and being an American that is more or less uncomfortable with things that remind me of lynchings I cannot say that this seems like a good idea. But this is England and it all seems to be in good fun so whatever. Now lets Occupy some shit!
The Dumbest Red Card In The History Of Things-We Ain't Got No History
There are no words. You couldn't fuck this up anymore than he did while at the same time doing so little.
Toffee Tunes:Poor Everton-Royal Blue Mersey
SB Nation's Everton blog has a cool little feature where they pick a song that describes the current condition, moral, or run of play from the club. I think its kind of cool, however if our own Kevin McCauley were to do this I get the feeling that ever single installment would be this.