Happy Wednesday Spursland! In my continuing quest to suck up to the commentariat in the hope that they will one day like me (no I'm not insecure why do you ask?), I present today's holiday song. If you don't like Elvis singing some tunes I invite you to join me in mortal combat. A new holiday(ish) song in the Hoddle Of Coffee every day until Christmas. If you have suggestions just email me.
It's amazing that when I related this information to US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton I was recording her response. Everyone knows Harry wants to manage England before his career ends. Now, believe it or not, that might be pretty damn soon. His Spurs contract is up in 18 months and at 64 with, judging from is physical appearance and constant references to bacon sandwiches, probably not great health, how much longer can the old lion keep going?
OK so Modric and Bale won't leave for anything less than 50 million and Gomes and Pav might as well just leave now.
We all love you Niko but you are not getting into this first 11. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
You aren't going to get a poop joke here, get over it.
Graham MacAree who in the past I have encouraged trolling of for no actual reason pens a very nice examination of Chelsea's current chances at the top four. If you think they are in danger of dropping out you are a dumby dumb.