Happy Friday Spursland! Oh, praise the Lord/whatever God or Gods you so choose to praise (Stachelock anyone?) because the workweek is over! Do a little shopping, have a few winter brews, sing that Mariah Carey song that you pretend to not like nearly as much as you do, while you dance with the dog. You earned it this week.
And now the "news"
Wow that really is insult to someone else's injury for Villa. This season, to date, if you add up JJ's wages he has cost Villa 18K per minute of playing time. Sucks to be you guys.
Look! Another can't miss teenage prospect! We must sign him or the world ends!
Possibly the worst title ever.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Oh yeah, you wanna click on this link. A rubber ducky is loosely involved, potentially NSFW, well it isn't but if a co-worker walks by you are going to need to explain yourself rather quickly.
This was already posted yesterday but it merits another mention. The Big Boss Man himself, Kevin McCauley, penned a hell of an article over on SB Nation Soccer and you should really read it.
Andi Thomas of SB Nation takes the FA out to the woodshed and beats it over the head with a 2x4 for several thousand words and it is awesome.