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Happy Thursday everyone. Tomorrow is Friday which means it's almost Saturday, and any other time of the year that would be awesome because that means football. But its summer so all it means is that today is another Thursday with nothing good possible to happen. So stock up on the beer (I'd recommend Yuengling, for English readers or those on the west coast, sorry it's not available for you, more for me) and tick off another day on the calendar until opening day.
Spurs Offer 8 Million For French Tween-Sky Sports
Well, he isn't exactly a tween, but he is certainly young at 16. Earlier today Kevin McCauley reported that rumors of offer about to be made were circulating in the gossip rags. But now that Sky is reporting it I think we can safely say that an offer was made. And this excites me. This is like signing Wickham only even more awesome because if he signs, Spurs can control how he develops. Keep him from being so French.
Spurs "Sign" Mexican Starlet-Daily Mirror
Hmmmmmm, missing from this story? A statement from the club. That's right, nothing on the team website about this "big" signing.
Spurs Land Two In England U-20 World Cup Squad-TottenhamHotspur.com
FIFA, apparently, bills this tournament as the second biggest tournament in the world. In other news FIFA is run by a bunch of sexists who forget about the currently ongoing FIFA Women's World Cup and its really good ratings.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Fan Is Way Way Way Too Upset-SB Nation Soccer
Exactly how high do you think this guy was? And is it just me or does he look a little like an older, less athletic Anderson Silva?
Man Utd Complete Signing Of De Gea-The Busby Babe
This is shocking! What a surprise! But seriously, how pissed is Edwin Van Der Sar right now?
What Happens If Malouda Leaves?-We Ain't Got No History
OOOO!! OOO! I know this one! Chelsea will spend 40 million on a replacement! Five points for Griffyndor!
Everton Internationals:Tim Howard Part 2-Royal Blue Mersey
I'd recommend checking out part 1. Some real insight into Tim's mind.
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