Yes, I'll take players I don't want at Spurs for £500, Alex. That's right Birmingham City Striker Nikola Zigic is reportedly drawing interest from Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City. Of course, this is being reported by his agent and he pretty much named every Premier League club in addition to Spurs and the Citizens.
The gigantic Serbian striker scored 8 goals in all competitions last season for the Birmingham, who were relegated. The target man had spent the previous five years not scoring goals for Racing Satander and Valencia in La Liga.
This moves makes exactly no sense for Tottenham Hotspur, even less than the supposed Juan Mata transfer. We could use Mata just because he's class. Zigic is not. Besides, we have Peter Crouch. Did you know that Peter Crouch has excellent touch for a big man? Plus he's married to Abbey Clancy. Who is Zigic married too? No one anywhere near as hot as Abby.
This kind of nonsense is a waste of all of our times. I apologize to all of you who took the time to read it. Then again, you got to see a pic of Abbey Clancy, so it was kind of worth it, right? I swear, next time I bother you it will be with something worthwhile.