Okay, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. The thing that finally made me hate transfer rumors and want to stop posting on them, even though it is quite literally my job to post on them. A whole lot of nonsense has come out regarding potential deals with Fulham regarding Peter Crouch, Jermain Defoe and Bobby Zamora.
One rumor states that Spurs are looking into buying Zamora and offering Crouch in a swap deal where we just kick in a couple million extra. Another rumor states that Fulham are interested in Defoe and that they'll have to pay a bunch of money for him.
I have an idea! How about we send you Defoe, you give us Zamora, and we call it a day? Huh? Is anyone okay with this from either side?
Actually, this is kind of interesting. Forget Crouchie for a second. Here's a poll about a potential Defoe-Zamora swap that I just made up. Vote on it.