One day. One more day and our sojourn in the desert of summer is over, and we shall find sweet relief from our misery as Spurs take the field against Hearts. This also means that we will finally be able to bring back the best damn live commentary crew in the history of SB Nation, so wherever you watch the game I advise you to keep your virtual self firmly planted here. I can't wait for this game as Spurs continue King Edward I's legacy of hammering the Scots.
And now the "news"
So the current offer is Yossi Benayoun, Salamon Kalou and 27 million pounds for Luka Modric. Is Dan Levy now entering crazyland if he still says no? I am starting to think so. But I will stand by any decision he makes. In the last few days I have spent more time than any sane person should, looking at Levy's negotiation history. I now have complete faith in him and his decisions, and I will until next week when I inevitably change my mind.
Wait Niko Kranjcar is still alive?
OK I am sold, somebody at the Lane give Keane's old locker a nice scrub, and make it extra shiny for our new prized Tico. I mean how could Harry not want to buy him after seeing him score this goal? I know I do.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Spanish Supercup second leg, or as I call it "installment two of probably five meetings this season". They play each other all the time in cup play, I really think they need a new name for the game. Is something really "el clasico" the classic, if it happens this often? I say we change the name to "games people care about". Because it's really the only time I watch La Liga.
Singapore? They are going to be listed on the Singapore Stock Exchange? What was wrong with the London Stock Exchange? Too mainstream for you? Now I know a little bit about economics like this, or so I thought until I began to research the Singapore Stock Exchange. Stock exchanges are complicated, let's leave it at that. It makes my brain hurt.
It is complete shit that this sort of a thing happens. Prayers and thoughts go out to John Obi Mikel and his family.