Happy Friday Spursland. So how about that little jaunt to Greece eh, eh? Oh hell LIVERPOOL THIS WEEKEND. Let's get going. A game where people named "Barthram" aren't even mentioned, let alone known to exist. The world has righted itself!
And now the "news"
Harry Pleased With Youngsters' Performances-Sky Sports
I am happy that we got some sort of result away, and with the youngsters. Then again it's hard to be happy with something that Kevin McCauley described as "meh" twice in one sentence.
Most Bizarre Goals In Football History-Football Fancast
This list seems to be rather heavy on the English, but who cares? We get to see Paul Robinson score!
Michael Dawson Is Injured, Now He Blogs About It-Tottenhamhotspur.com
Does it show that aside from the POAK write-ups like this lovely one here, that it is a slow news day?
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Cristiano Ronaldo Takes Being A Douchebag To Another Level-SB Nation Soccer
Dear Cristiano, on the off chance that you read this, please go die in a fire- Signed everyone on earth including your own teammates. Editor's note: JFC, this is harsh.
Jozy Altidore Scores A Screamer In The Europa League-SB Nation Soccer
Jozy seems to be having a pretty good year in Holland, which is nice since he hasn't had one even close to good since he left the Red Bulls way back 2008. I'm not saying he was due, I'm just saying it's nice.
Barca's Demons Raise Their Ugly Heads Against Milan-Barca Blaugranes
This is a great article about some of the many weaknesses of Barcelona. I loved this, mostly because being the simple creature that I am, I was unaware that Barca had weaknesses, or that anyone had discovered them. There is hope for the rest of the world!
Stevie G Probably Won't Be Seen At The Lane This Weekend-Anfield Asylum
Can you smell that? No not this, I'm talking about three points. Three glorious perfect points. It's like I can almost taste it.