Happy Spursday Eve Spursland! Okay its time for an intervention. Harry Redknapp has apparently not given a quote to the media in two days. Whats going on? That is clearly too long for there not to be something wrong. He must be going through withdrawal at this point. Has anybody stopped by his house to check on him? Perhaps we should overnight some chicken soup. Is it possible that he has been kidnaped? I just worry so much.
And now the "news"
Glad to hear it. It should stave off the other big clubs for at least another year, and frankly the idea of only paying our best player something close to £39k per week compared to the market value of his services which is more like £100k a week is an insult to his yet to be born free riding playboy grandchildren.
Wow, that is some crack investigative journalism by the Guardian! Show of hands, who had no idea we were looking to sign Leandro? None of you? That's what I thought.
The 26 year-old will be available on a free this summer but the odds are good that someone will scoop him up cheap in January. Florentina, his current club are said to be really pissed at him for trying to have too much control over where he goes. My money says we see him in an Arsenal shirt.
Worst keeper positioning ever.
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The world's most temperamental and probably top 5-10 talented player refused to go on as a sub yesterday when Manchester City were trailing Bayern Munich. This isn't really that surprising when you consider all the weird shit Tevez has done over the years. He is an absolute head case, the best and worst kind of lunatic genius. See you next year Tevez when you're back with Corinthians.
Its not just any meerkat. It's a baby meerkat standing on top of the ball. It's enough to make John Wayne giggle!
United almost lost to a team that I could only guess which league they pay in (Editor's Note: FC Basel are back-to-back champions of the Swiss Super League). I'll update you if I notice the pigs flying.