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Happy Friday Spursland! Welcome to day number 57 in a row that there has been no actual news. Good thing there is at least an exciting FA Cup game against somebody!
And now the "news"
Sevilla Rule Out Dos Santos Bid- Sky Sports
In shocking news, Sevilla come right out and said that Dan Levy is asking for way to much money for a fringe player. In other news the sun rose today.
Harry Will Pick The Team For Watford- BBC
He could also make all the in-game strategy sessions too. If only he could send text messages.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
The New Real Salt Lake Kits Are....- SB Nation Soccer
Still BORING!
Go ahead. Click the link and try not to laugh. Go ahead. I dare you. Nay, I double dare you.
Nicholas Bedtner's Face Has A Few Cracks In It- SB Nation Soccer
The crew at the SB Nation Soccer mothership have been on their game lately coming up with top notch article titles.
Messi To Appear On The Cover Of TIme, Except In The US- SB Nation Soccer
Just one look at the cover they choose instead (The Power Of Shyness) and it becomes clear that the editors of Time don't have a clue what they are doing. And it further explains why the print media business is in complete and utter free fall.