Tottenham's Jermain Defoe To Liverpool In A Black Helicopter, Says The Internet

"Defoe to Liverpool" is currently a trending topic on twitter. The BBC posted a tweet from some guy who said he spotted Jermain Defoe at the airport. Seriously. There is no legitimate media reporting this. I can't, for the life of me, find a report. But this is spreading like wildfire. "Defoe to Liverpool? Would be a big move.", says the entire world. Where did this even come from?!?

Someone link me. Someone. Anyone. I have seen nothing but random ass people tweeting. This is the origin of the story and there are now millions of people talking about a thing that no one has reported. I am so confused right now. Twitter is so dumb.

If Defoe is not in Harry Redknapp's 18-man squad for the Wigan Athletic match today, all hell is going to break loose. BLACK HELICOPTERS. JERMAIN DEFOE ARRIVES AT MELWOOD IN A BLACK HELICOPTER. £35M TRANSFER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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