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Happy Friday Spursland! I hope you all enjoy following the kids having their run out tomorrow. I won't be able to be with you. Much like my fellow member of the coaching fraternity, one Harry Redknapp, I will be spending the day guiding young men to victory (I coach High School wrestling). The previous message was from you dear friend "Holierthanthou Roosevelts". Enjoy your weekend Commentariat!
And now the "news"
Spurs, Arsenal, And Chelsea Targeting Blackburn Midfielder-Sky Sports
£7 million for N'Zonzi? I am not the most learned when it comes to players on the lesser EPL clubs, but I'll pass. Even with the injuries, I think our center of the pitch is pretty well covered.
Charlie To Have Medical For West Ham Move Today-West Ham Till I Die.
As of writing this I haven't seen this anywhere else and it's source is only a twitter feed. So, really, who the hell knows.
What's happening around SB Nation After the jump
MLS 2012 Schedule Is Out-SB Nation Soccer
Oh, you cold bitch of a winter! I can slog through anything you can dish out just so I can get back to my beloved RFK stadium. We all love Spurs. We know that, but the American members of this community do know, many of us, a mistress much closer to home. Cue Brian Mechanick and I screaming at each other until next October.
Portland Timbers Sign First Home Grown Player, Or Did They?-SB Nation Soccer
Yet another example of MS screwing everyone involved because they didn't cross the T's and dot the I's.
Omar Gonzalez Is Injured, Has The Worst Luck-SB Nation Soccer
He couldn't have injured himself in a more ironic way...wait is this ironic? I can never tell since that Alanis Morissette song about irony where nothing she says is ironic. Fuck you Alanis Morissette.