Happy Monday, Spursland! OK, so I have this idea for a stunt, and it is going to bring so much publicity to the site because people are idiots. I am going to perform a stunt that the U.S. Government did like over 50 years ago. I know seems fresh and bold doesn't it? Then everyone is going to tune in and be like "Oh Cartilagefrecaptain.com, I think I'll check that place out." I mean it would probably work for other things like energy drinks too, but let's not get into that.
And now the "news"
AVB Looks To Make A Name For Himself At Tottenham - Guardian
He has already made a name for himself in my book. I mean he has easily won the title of "Manager Who Appears To Be Having The Most Fun When His Team Scores".
VIDEO: Adam Smith Scores A Laser In England U-21 Training - The FA
These young men appear to be very good at this game. They might want to look into playing in some sort of professional league. Money for their salary could be raised by selling tickets to watch them play. I think it could be rather successful.
Spurs Man Enjoys Trip To Chechnya - London 24
That sentence may look strange, but in his defense he went in the off season for molotov cocktails and Russian military intervention.
The Lunacy Of Fandom: They Killed Our Fathers And Now The Sons Of Bitches Are Coming To Get Us - SB Nation
This guy has got to be a Spurs fan. Like he has to be.
Jeter Breaks Ankle, Is Done For The Season - Pin Striped Bible
Now you are never happy when someone get injured, well at least you aren't supposed to be...
Senegal vs. Ivory Coast ACoN Qualifier Abandoned Due To Rioting - SB Nation Soccer
That's right folks, up 6-2 on aggregate so they decided to burn the building down. Makes a ton of sense when you think about it.
Wayne Rooney Is Not A Midfielder And Never Will Be - SB Nation Soccer
I hadn't heard this idea very often, H but if there really is a large number of people out there so stupid to think it could work I guess we shouldn't be surprised. I mean just look at how many people think tofu is a good thing to have in the world.