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Happy Spursday, Spursland! Sorry I was MIA yesterday. I know there is a rumor flying around out there that I was off doing "teacher things", but that is just the story I fed the editors to keep them off my back. In reality I was in Nepal with Kate Upton communing with Snow Macaws. You haven't lived until you have seen a snow covered monkey toddler learn the dougie.
And now the "news"
Bentley Plays Down Fitness Fears- Sky Sports
We are all relieved. Now if you could do us a favor and stop calling us every night "just to say hi" that would be super.
Bale And Adebayor Do Not Travel To Europa League Game- BBC
I would assume that Bale is on some sort of paternity leave, but I think it is entirely possible that he and Ade just got on the wrong plane. Think about it! I am willing to bet that none of you knew off the top of your head what country this team is from. Like solid 5 percent chance they ended up in the same hell hole of Eastern Europe as Bentley.
Dortmund Tops Real In Champion's League- SB Nation Soccer
Good conquers evil, love conquers hate, dogs beat cats.
US To Host Copa America In 2016- SB Nation Soccer
Follow CFC Editor Ryan Rosenblatt on twitter for updates on his training as he attempts to get in shape to punch someone at this tournament, or something. He may have been drunk when he tweeted about it. Either way, I look forward to him responding to my offer to train him. (Editor's note: His offer has been declined because he didn't take me to Nepal to meet Kate Upton)
Olympic Champion Jeff Blatnick, The Man Who Named MMA Dies At 55- SB Nation
A truly inspirational athlete who gave and gave to athletics after his competitive retirement. He will be very, very missed.
Pablo Sandoval Hits Three Homers -SB Nation
For our English readers, yes that is a lot. (Editor's note: The Giants still suck)