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Happy first presidential debate day, Spursland! Oh, the joy and foreboding of knowing that sometime in the next 24 hours one of your coworkers is going to trap you into talking about politics. Good luck in your attempts to avoid it.
Be on the lookout for the people you need to avoid: the woman standing by the water cooler for no reason just tapping her toe, the guy who walks towards your cubical with a pace that suggests he is upset about "gridlock".
If you can call in sick or work from home and get ready for those big time hard hitting questions we ask our politicians that define how we are going to vote this November.
And now the "news"
5 Facts About Jonathan Obika- Here In This City
Apparently his brother is a "pop star" with the worst name I have ever heard.
Jordan Archer's Loan Extended- Tottenhamhotspur.com
By an entire seven days. #NEWS!
Tony Romo, Lebron James, And The Dumbest Sportscenter Segment Of All TIme- SB Nation
Sportscenter, continuing to be unwatchable television that just slurps a handful of teams and players to an extent that would make any journalism professor vomit from the shame of being associated with them since sometime around when Craig Kilborn left.
Michael Ballack Retires From Football -SB Nation Soccer
"Now we can have more of that scintillating commentary we heard during the Euros this summer", said nobody.
BATE Down Bayern 3-1- SB Nation Soccer
Yes, Bayern were mastered by BATE (I stole this joke, I can't remember who). But more important;y, according to Kevin McCauley's twitter, BATE stands for Borisov Works Of Automobile and Tractor Electric Equipment. Seriously, that is in the name of the club. Swoon!
One Player Two Goals, All Minds Blown- SB Nation We Kick Balls
You know who kicks balls? Anthony Knockaert, and he doesn't give any of the fucks with what part of his foot he does it with.