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Happy Mischief Night, Spursland! For those of you who don't know or are blessed to not have Mischief Night in your land of origin, Mischief Night is the night before Halloween and during it teenagers tend to sneak out of the house at night to cause minor destruction to the neighborhood. Throwing eggs at anything from cars to windows or tee-peeing trees and houses are common examples of what we are talking about. It is ridiculous how dumb it is, but it happens. Bryan Ashlock apparently celebrated Mischief Night early when he linked to the Bleacher report yesterday while I was off doing "stuff". The fuckwad.
And now the "news"
Ade Is Wanted Says Freund- Sky Sports
That role is to replace Defoe because he is incapable of holding up the ball. I know JD Trouble has had a fantastic start to the season if you only look at the score sheet, but Ade taking over is really inevitable. Defoe cannot play the role we need from a striker. He just does not have the tools.
A Ridiculous Gareth Bale Transfer Rumor- The Guardian
How ridiculous Is it? Well, remember last week when there was an article about how overrated Bale is? We have an answer to that question is and it is pretty god damn overrated. Like £50 million and Fabio Coentrao overrated.
Redknapp To Interview With Blackburn- Telegraph
Oh, somebody up there loves me, #mannafromheaven.
Missouri Is Very Excited About Beating A 1-7 Team- SB Nation
This is such an Ashlock school.
Lolo Jones Named To US Bobsled Team- Stride Nation
It is beyond a shadow of a doubt that a drunken watching of Cool Runnings played a part in this decision. My question to you fine people is was it more or less than 50%?
Mark Clattenburg "Given The Weekend Off"- We Ain't Got No History
I wonder who his favorite football player is? I'll give you three guesses, but the first two don't count.