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Happy Halloween, Spursland! Oh joy, a day of children's dreams coming true, and girls dressing up like ...fun things. While getting just stupid drunk. It might just be the best adult holiday of the year with the exception of St. Patrick's Day. Now while you are out and about today having to tell some toddler how adorable their costume is every 30 seconds, just know this is the price you pay for a night that is literally nothing but costumes that start with the word "sexy" and Jagermeister.
And now the "news"
Gallas Disagrees With Wenger On League Cup- Sky Sports
Of course he does, because Wenger is a self involved prat and Gallas is a thinking man. Just look at that picture. That guy has deep thoughts.
Throwing a bottle at fans I get. That is unacceptable. But If I am singing and chanting at a keeper and they concede I really don't think it is out of the question for him to turn around and tell me to suck a bag of dicks.
Arsenal Celebrate Like They just Won The Iron Throne After Beating Sure To Be Relegated Team
Okay I will admit that it is an insane performance to come back from down four against an EPL team. On top of that, the game was so much fun to watch that it actually healed the scars I still have from watching two full Stoke matches. But let's not pretend that someone scoring in the 96th minute when there was supposed to be four minutes of added time wasn't a factor. And let's also stop calling this one of the greatest comebacks in the history of sports. It was good, but I don't think it was top 10.
David Stern Confuses Sandy With Katrina- SB Nation
I wonder why everyone hates him?
Tom Sermanni Named USWNT Coach- Stars and Stripes FC
Step one, play Megan Rapinoe. Step two, win everything. That is literally all he needs to do to win with the players he can put around her on that team.
I would link to Deadspin, but they are using a temporary site at the moment as the Gawker servers are still under many many feet of water in New York. Kids, when you inevitably get into a bar fight one day, this is a great example of what not to do.