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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Longtime readers of the Hoddle Of Coffee know that I am no stranger to screwing things up and yesterday was no exception. In unplanably metaphorical fashion I forgot that it was Veterans' Day and like so many people, I did not remember the veterans that have given up so much for me. My sincerest apologies to all of you who served. Thank you for your service and sacrifice from the bottom of my heart.
And now the "news"
Didier Deschamps Decides To Stir The Pot- Sky Sports
Can we all just be cool about this? Lloris is clearly the guy for the next however long he wants to stay. So let's all pretend we are Fonzie and chillax.
U-21s Show Southampton What Class Is In Four Goal Romp- Tottenhamhotspur.com
Psst, Andre, maybe in the next Europa League game we could see what some of these guys have to offer against adults? Just a thought.
Austin Berry Wins SB Nation's MLS Rookie Of The Year- SB Nation Soccer
Congratulations, Austin. Hopefully this means we will be handing out more awards like this here at SB Nation. It will be us and the Sporting News.
John Terry Not Actually Injured- We Ain't Got No History
The guy who had to be subbed out and stretchered off turns out to not be that injured, but to really just have the pain tolerance of a child. So surprising.
Lance Armstrong Is Sport's Biggest Troll- SB Nation Look It
Possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen. I tend to admire someone who can just tell the world to fuck off, especially when they do it without actually saying it out loud. This is what I assume Chicken strives to be.
McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed With The Bruins- SB Nation Look It
Well, it is nice to know that my kids will now have a new picture as their laptop's background. She may have faded from the cover pages of the sports section, but I assure you she has not faded from the hearts of teenage boys.