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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For December 19, 2012

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Paul Gilham

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! You know that moment, when you realize the boys are playing Stoke next? Well, I just had it. DAY RUINED!

And now the "news"

Eriksen Cools Tottenham Talk- Sky Sports

Translation: "Pssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys actually thought I would consider you viable? You are silly, silly people"

"Don't Call Me Modric" Says Dembele- Sky Sports

Yeah, he has a point, guys, since he doesn't really play the same way, is not so physically limited and, oh yeah, we should just get over not having Luka anymore.

Sunderland Fear They Will Lose Danny Rose- Daily Star

This just adds fuel to the fire that Rose is on his way out at Tottenham. He doesn't seem to fit into the team's plans as yet and his stock is at an all-time high. The team could be thinking of cashing in on him or bringing him back to provide real viable cover for Benny.

Messi, Puyol, And Xavi All Re-Sign With Barca- SB Nation Soccer

Wait, there are other players besides Messi on that team?

With The Afro'd One Suspended, Everton Are In Trouble- SB Nation Soccer

Man, sounds like Everton would really be up shit's creek without this guy. I wonder what the next few years would be like for Everton is they sold him for some reason...

The Fall Of The House Of Toffee -SB Nation Soccer

Just a sample of how awesome this is.

December 30th, 2012: Chelsea hammers Everton 6-0. After the match, Rafa Benitez strips nude and does a lap around Goodison Park, making various rude gestures towards Everton supporters. Meanwhile, Roman Abromovich sits quietly out of sight admiring various promotional shots of Fellaini and practicing writing large cheques.