Happy Friday, Spursland! Oh ,the joy of victory. And The Hoddle Of Coffee can exclusively report that this match wasn't just about advancing in the Europa League or not. Our sources deep inside Daniel Levy's secret compound under North London are reporting that the Vampiric Chairman had negotiated a side bet with the (shirtless) Greeks. With the loss, I am told that the Greeks will now be forced to both shave their chests, and also accept any new debt reduction deals offered by Ze Germans. I am told that if Spurs had lost then the team would be forced to join in the latest internet sensation that is sweeping Britain, Milking. Yeah, take that video in. No wonder they lost their colonies.
And now the "news"
AVB Takes A Trip To Watch Porto, Moutinho- Sky Sports
OMG you guys it is happening! It is totally happening! Or he just wanted to see some old friends and maybe get some good bacalhau. It has to be one of the two.
Well I think having two separate European Championships is ridiculous, but nobody is going to change anything so Andy, please join me in getting over it and moving onto things in our lives that matter, like this guy did.
Darron Gibson Is All We Need- Royal Blue Mersey
Eh, Sandro could totally whip this guy's ass
Notre Dame Should Be Banned: Dan On Fire- SB Nation
This is 100000% better than every show on ESPN right now. #truthontheones
Ronda Rousey To Headline First UFC Event Featuring Women- MMA Fighting
The next person to have Ronda arm bar them to death will be Liz Carmouche. Carmouche gained the title shot because, according to UFC Prez Dana White, basically everyone else was to afraid to fight her. God luck with the impending reconstructive surgery, Liz!