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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 16, 2012

His hair has Scott Parker like talent, but that too was never realized
His hair has Scott Parker like talent, but that too was never realized

Happy Thursday Spursland! What did the letter say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places. Happy pre-Friday Commentariat. Lets do this!

And now the "news"

Player Formerly Known As "The Next Beckham" Looking For MLS Loan- Sky Sports

Vancouver is leading the race based on apparently nothing except gossip, but I'd imagine that he ends up there rather soon. Hopefully he impresses on his loan and we can sell him and recoup a portion of that £15 million we spent on him. Like 10% of it.

Tom Huddlestone In The Wrong Place At The Wrong TIme At Tottenham- The Premier League Owl

This bird of prey makes some excellent points about the master of the meat pie. Cue someone asking in the comments section about what the best formation for the team is. Go on. We know you want to and there is nothing we can do to stop you.

Whats happening around SB Nation After the jump

FIFA Release New National Rankings, The World LOL's- SB Nation Soccer

The team that won the African Cup of Nations is barely top 50. The team that did not win is 15th. Dear FIFA, I don't understand you.

VIDEO: Kevin Prince Boateng Kicks Ball Good- SB Nation Soccer

Forget Hazard, we should sign this guy! What? Why are you guys giving me that look?

Columbus Crew Get New Sponsor, New Terrible Shirts- SB Nation Soccer

The good news is that the deal is for five years. The bad news is that they have to wear these shirts outside.

AC Milan Slaughter Arsenal- SB Nation Soccer

What up, Sabrina Dessipe. Oh yeah, I went there.