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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 13, 2012

"Imagine if scary spice was really scary, She is like that"-Un-named out of favor Spurs forward
"Imagine if scary spice was really scary, She is like that"-Un-named out of favor Spurs forward

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! One measly point. That's all we have left of our lead. I happen to actually have video of of what a child's reaction to watching our season would be its all smiles and rainbows until the very end.

And now the "news"

Harry Redknapp Is S$*%ing The S@#*ers- Sky Sports

When asked if he would like to Manager England Harry said, "I'm not sure". A bigger lie has never been told anywhere by anyone.

Jermaine Defoe Appears To Be Dating The Voodoo Witch From Pirates Of The Caribbean- Digital Spy

It's nice to see that JD is doing everything he can to banish the evil spirits that seem to have inhabited the club or maybe she is the reason for this three game skid? Jack Wilshire probably put her up to it. That sounds like something that he would do. It has to be one of the two, right?

The Defoe Quiz- The Guardian

See if you can beat my score of...1 out of 10. I suck at most things, actually.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Boca Juniors And Independiente Play Outrageous Match -SB Nation Soccer

The video highlights are breathtaking. They have everything. Wide World Of Sports (does that still exist? I don't get out much) should just scrap their intro and use the footage from this match. There is the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. It also has the crazy nutso Boca home crowd, which I would recommend watching YouTube videos of for a minimum of 20 minutes every day to learn lessons on how to live your life with passion. It also has a kid being all adorable and screaming GOOOOOOLLLLLLLL at the 2:25 mark.

The Galaxy Are Not A Team In Crisis- SB Nation Soccer

Can we stop saying "team in crisis"? What ever happened to just being kind of shitty this year? You know like the Orioles have been saying since 1997.

Does Roberto Di Matteo Have What It Takes To Save Chelsea's Season?- We Ain't Got No History

A great breakdown of the current managerial situation at Chelsea and an even better analysis of where the club stands heading into the home stretch of the season.