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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 19, 2012

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Editor's note: Uh, if Ryan didn't post this and he didn't call to ask me to, I hope he's not in a ditch somewhere.

Happy Monday, Spursland. The events of the weekend were simultaneously tragic, and the response, inspiring. Let us hope that this week brings better things and news of a speedy Muamba recovery. I can't imagine anything more to say than that.

And now the "news"

Club Statement On Fabrice Muamba-

Thoughts and prayers, lads and ladies.

Caulker Says He Could Switch To Scotland- Sky Sports

Why on earth would you say that? Even if it is true, did you really need to say that out loud? What purpose did it serve? I bet England fans everywhere are just aching to bathe you in their warm embrace now.

Jol Wants Naughton- Cottagers Confidential

SB Nation's Fulham blog reports that the Dutchman is looking to land the youngster after being impressed with Naughton's loan with Norwich. The fee is said to need to be around 3.5 million pounds to lure him away from the Lane.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Torres Scores A Goal, Like In A Real Game-SB Nation Soccer

I don't believe it, its just not possible. I mean with the things these kooky kids can do with computers these days. I mean after all this time who would be gullible enough to believe that he could still put it in the net.

PHOTO:Cahill Saluts Muamba-SB Nation Soccer

Class freaking act

VIDEO:Messi Doing Messi Things-SB Nation Soccer

They should really just stick two goals into the score sheet next to his name before the start of every match, save time.

VIDEO:Kei Kamara And C.J. Sapong Celebrate St Patrick's Day Goal With Some Step Dancing-SB nation Soccer

Well, I was looking for a way to make the sport appealing to my grandparents and these guys may have just found the only way.

Nearly 59K Gather For Montreal Impact's Maiden Game-SB Nation Soccer

Canada has really thrown down the gauntlet this season in terms of packing in the crowds. Good for the league and good for the sport, but a lot of the other MLS teams really need to step up their game and put some buts in seats.