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Happy Thursday, Spursland! Oh holy hell, Batman, isn't it Friday yet? Can we all just go on strike or something until Saturday? We can do it if we band together! We can do it if we stand up and say to the tycoons, "hey I know we agreed that I would work 5 days a week, but with the pollen count the way it is and what with all the carnage going on in (insert name of sub Sarah African nation) it just doesn't seem appropriate for us to work until Monday." It will be just like the Pullman car workers back in the day. And what do we have to loose? No more Grover Cleveland to have the Army shoot indiscriminately at us. WHO IS WITH ME?
And now the "news"
Hey Harry, You May Want To Unpack Them Bags- City AM
Word is that now this amalgamation of daily news and rubbish's namesake is open to a return to the England gig, and now nobody knows which old English dude they think is the most English (probably). I suggest that they settle this with a contest of who can produce the finer cheddar cheese/eat the most crumpets, whichever you guys think is more English.
Danny Rose Out?- Nothing But Newcastle
Could Danny Rose be off to Newcastle or Sunderland? I really doubt it. Like I really, really doubt it.
Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump
Peter Nowak Is Not Amused- SB Nation Soccer
If Peter is not amused then I sure am. I happily embrace the Union and every dumb thing Nowak has done to that franchise. It is like watching a horrific car crash, but from the viewpoint of someone who really loves seeing horrific car crashes.
GIF: Robinho Sucks -SB Nation Soccer
Let us all come together and join hands and as a community point at and ridicule this man.
Mario Gotze Sings Contract Extension- SB Nation Soccer
It is like Borussia Dortmund can do no wrong. This team is going to be monstrous next year.