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Happy Friday, Spursland! So Jan Vertonghen appears to be on his way across the North Sea, and while we at SB Nation do not encourage bullying or hazing of any kind, if someone currently on the team wanted to find a creative way to welcome our new (maybe!) CB in a creative way that lets him know he is just one of the fellas, I suggest this.
And now the "news"
Harry Quashes Silvestre Rumor- Sky Sports
That's right, Harry is squashing the rumor, which coincidentally didn't exist until Harry answered a question about it. Like it has appeared not once anywhere. I doubt the Daily Mail had even thought to make that one up yet.
Spurs Close To Landing A Belgian Dreamboat For £9.6 Million- The Guardian
Couldn't pass up posting this again as it appears that, once again, Spurs will be in the running for EPL best hair competition as a team next season. This, in addition to Bale, BAE, Parker, and Niko. Lets see City top us in that category.
QPR Expected To Move For Jenas To Replace Barton- Daily Star
There has to be a joke in there somewhere, it is just too perfect. Well, Jenas leaves permanently is perfect by itself so there you are.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
What Jose Mourinho Means To Madrid- SB Nation Soccer
I would have just said winning, but this article gets a little more specific.
Steven Lenhart Quotes Goonies, Is No Longer Hated By Everyone- SB Nation Soccer
You know who else never says die? Winners, that's who.
Why Chelsea Beat Bayern, And Deserved To- We Ain't Got No history
For those of you that like salt to go with your wounds.