Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Welcome, my friends, to the doldrums. We have scant news on the transfer front as we continue to wait on word from the Johnny Vertical negotiations so, in the mean time, here is a video of a dog running in its sleep to tide you over.
And now the "news"
Pop quiz! What is longer, your favorite pick up line (if you use those kinds of things you lame, lame person) or this article?
This is the equivalent of football porn for Kevin McCauley. It is the journalistic equivalent of a hipster trap. The down side is that the same story also appears in the Mail, which means it is very likely crap.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Season long suspension or nothing if this is proven true. And if he doesn't like it I'd be glad to speak to him about it in person.
So what do you get for the football obsessed Russian billionaire who has everything? Apparently you get him something that he HAS ABSOLUTELY NO USE FOR. I know, it's shocking, a rich guy buying things he does not need. OH HAI MANCHESTER CITY.
Cech is now signed through 2016 and I can't help but wonder, isn't this guy like 50? He has been around forever. He may or may not be pulling a Danny Almonte and really be so old that he and Margret Thatcher went to grammar school together.