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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For May 7, 2012

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Tell me Sandro does not look like the boy from the Munsters.
Tell me Sandro does not look like the boy from the Munsters.

Happy Monday, Spursland! I must not allow the result of a game played by grossly overpaid athletes to determine whether or not I rip my hair out. I must not allow the result of a game played by grossly overpaid athletes to determine whether or not I rip my hair out. I must not allow the result of a game played by grossly overpaid athletes to determine whether or not I rip my hair out.

We were Spurs'd, and now the "news"

Harry Redknapp Brings It All Down- Sky Sports

This is what Harry Redknapp is good at: breaking it down to the most basic of details. Just the facts ma'am. He even puts a slightly off-putting positive spin on things. It's the local 5 o'clock news with your anchor, Harry Redknapp.

Rose Apologizes For Red Card- TALKsport

No word yet on if our fearless leader Kevin McCauley will accept this apology after telling Danny Rose "Fuck you" following yesterday's game.

What's happening around SB Nation

Koln Supporters Are Not Happy About Relegation -SB Nation Soccer

Apparently due to this ominous black cloud the referee blew the final whistle a few seconds early. Can he do that? I have seen this happen in rugby games, but never in soccer? Isn't this technically them abandoning the game? WHY do I have so many questions?

Juventus Apear To Have Found Their Wallets- SB Nation Soccer

Another way to say it is that they won the scudetto.

The Beer Commercial From John Woo- We Ain't Got No History.

You can bet your ass John Ford wouldn't have cast John Terry.