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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Luka Modric's Euro is over! Who is ready for two and a half months of talking about him? I, for one, am ready to relive last summer all over again! (slowly begins to sob)
And now the "news"
Rafa Benitez Is Holding Out For A Job In England- Sky Sports
The Hoddle Of Coffee's network of spies in London is currently alleging to have overheard Rafa Benitez yell the following at Daniel Levy as Levy pulled out of a North London Tesco's yesterday, "Hey, hey Daniel! I just wanted to let you know I am over here. Did you lose my number?". This new information combined with this footage, allegedly of Rafa and Levy just a week ago, and it certainly seems like someone is trying a little too hard.
Still No Approach For Martinez- Click Lancishire
I am no longer picturing Daniel Levy's managerial search as anything other than as an episode of Rock of Love, and now we are getting down to the nitty gritty of eliminating the scags. Think about it, Brett Michaels and Dan Levy are definitely on the same level of coolness.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Offsides Or Not Offside:Spain Vs Croatia- SB Nation Soccer
The answer is yes.
GIF: Mario Balotelli Is Awesome Again -SB Nation Soccer
No word yet on how he will shoot himself in the foot now that he is back in favor, but I would bet money it involves lighting something major on fire.
Arsenal Reportedly Sign New Striker- The Short Fuse
They beat us even at this? Noooooooooooooo
Three Toronto FC Players Arrested In Drunken Nightclub Brawl- SB Nation Soccer
After attempting to find something funny to say about this for 20 minutes, I have not just given up. There is no way for anyone with a soul to be able to laugh about this after all the crap Toronto fans have been through this season. You know, all the losing. And I do mean ALL OF THE LOSING.