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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For June 20, 2012

I make tackles with my hair.
I make tackles with my hair.

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! The Euro is now into the big time match-ups. No more Irish feel good stories, no more host nations looking for underdog glory. This is the big time in football. This is going to be awesome.

And now the "news"

GIF: Scott Parker Tries To Tackle With His Head- 101 Great Goals

That is what you call commitment! Somebody knight him! I mean, come on, it appears that you can become a knight for doing all kinds of unknightly things. It seems to me that very few people get knighted these days for being really good at sword fighting, jousting, or saving damsels. No offense.

"He Has To Leave Tottenham To Win Trophies", Says Davor Suker- Priemiership Talk

How about you pipe down Mr. "Former Madrid And Arsenal Player".

What's happening around SB Nation After the jump

Croatia Fined 80,000 Euros For Racist Abuse And Flares- SB Nation Soccer

Dear UEFA, you are so completely up your own ass that it is causing me pain. It has already been pointed out over at SB Nation Soccer. This fine is LESS, LESS than the fine levied on Nicklas Bendtner for showing a tiny, tiny, tiny unapproved advertisement than the Croatian FA received for fans repeatedly being racist, fighting in the stands and lighting and throwing flares and fireworks. Receiving proper licensing fees > Safety of fans. Whoever made that decision should die in a fire full of ball cancer. Nobody would care since they, whoever they are, clearly are too inhumane to have established a relationships with other people.

The Referees In Ukraine Vs England Were Kind Of Bad- SB Nation Soccer

It is Newton's fourth law of physics, if something shitty happens, John Terry is somehow involved.

Hulk Tells Chelsea To Come And Get Him- We Ain't Got No History

Does he know that AVB isn't there anymore? Someone should tell him, that AVB is kind of over here now.