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Happy Monday, Spursland! I never thought I would say this ... I want Harry Redknapp to start talking to the media again. Calm down, it's just for the sake of having something to talk about because right now we ain't scraping the bottom of the barrel, we have punched right through the bottom and are digging our way to China.
And now the "news"
EPL Released Players List Is, Um, Released- Sky Sports
The players on the list won't surprise you, but you will know their names so there is that.
Rafa Wants To Stay- The Sports Review
You bet you don't want to leave us, my rugged-looking Dutchman. You know those guys over in Germany can never treat you the way we can.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Ridiculous Serbian Coach Has Players Sign Ridiculous Contract- SB Nation Soccer
You know what I would say to this coach if he came to me with this contract? I'd Tell him "I'm no band leader".
Ref Stops Game To Look At Player's Underwear- SB Nation Soccer
This is just the latest in a new trend these last few years of officials and rule committees crawling up our asses with rules about what can be worn underneath uniforms, how it can be worn, and even what color the thread in the sittings should be. This shit DOES NOT MATTER and yet it happens more and more. I would have loved it if in protest the ref was given a wedgie and then told, "you mind your boxers and I'll be taking care of mine."
An Update On The CSKA London Money Bonfire- We Ain't Got No History
Like Pac Man Jones in a strip club, Chelsea are desperate for everyone to see how much money they have. We get it, fellas. We know what you are packing in that wallet.