Happy Wednesday, Spursland! First, I'd like to thank Harry Redknapp. He has answered my call for something to write about and he didn't even need to open his mouth. That's called talent, Jack! Okay, then he spoke, but he got the ball rolling without rolling down the car window so let's, you know, "real recognize real" or whatever the kids are saying these days. Are beta maxes still cool?
And now the "news"
Harry Wants Future Sorted- Sky Sports
"Things couldn't have gone better since I've been there." Some people would beg to differ about that, Harry. Onto the good news, if you overvalue managerial stability Harry also says, " I've never been to Qatar in my life". I wonder if he could find it on a map.
Harry Thinks Champions League Is Overrated- Goal
I actually have video of the Cartilage Free Captain news room when this quote surfaced.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Euro 2012 Previews, Player Profiles: Stevie G- SB Nation Soccer
Everything you need to know about the key players in this summer's biggest tournament right under one roof.
Shinji Kagawa Signs For Man Utd- The Busby Babe
While not the central playmaker that Manchester need, this is a great move for the Reds. Why, you ask? Because Kagawa is really good. That and Manchester are going to sell roughly four bazillion jerseys in Asia now. It is basically free.
Joey Barton Arrested On Suspicion Of Affray- SB Nation Soccer
Now I don't know what that means because I am a backwoods, redneck, uneducated American, and as such I don't take any part in the imperialist British legal system (I also did not watch the Queen's Jubilee), but I can assume that this is bad news for English football's closest comparison to Lindsey Lohan.