Happy Friday, Spursland! A feeling of dread has come over me this day. It is a feeling that all Spurs fans know signals a level of pain that is borderline apocalyptic. That feeling is, of course, that the club has turned the corner and taken the next step up the ladder to football greatness. Anyone who has followed the club for more than 18 months knows that this feeling means that only hell can follow this sensation.
We have the new manager, we have signed a young player chock full of potential and the young promising players we already have are resigning. These are all great things that experience has taught us can only lead to a crap storm in the future, full on precipitation in the form of crap.
But I am sure that his time it is more muscle memory than anything else. PEACE IN OUR TIME!!!
And now the "news"
Oh, I see you are still here. Well, try not to make a mess on your way out the door.
True story, whenever I see another link to the move for Oscar, I do the happy dance in my apartment.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
All the sportsmanship of Albert Haynesworth, but with subtle zombie notes.
This back heel is just as good as everyone said that Danny Welbeck's back heel was., unlike Danny Welbeck's back heel.
All together now kids, THATS RAYCESSS.
Is Nesta that hard up for cash that he would accept just any contract that someone was offering? Does he know you can just go to China or Qatar and make five times that? Does he know how abysmally bad Montreal are? I feel like I am taking crazy pills, but I KNOW that Nesta is.
Great. I am very happy about this, but this does not look good for, say, France, who still don't allow the hijab to be worn in public schools. You know you suck when FIFA looks more tolerant than you, right, Manchester United?
For those who may not know, essentially the entire state of Colorado has been engulfed in wildfires. And it ain't a small state. In fact, it is 12,000 square miles larger than the entire island of Britain. It's not going well.
Use of technology AND a decision that boarders on tolerance in one day? Who are you and what have you done with the real FIFA?