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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 22, 2012

Told you
Told you

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Oh ye of little faith, oh ye whose belief in his skill had faltered, kneel before Levy and beg his forgiveness least he also sell you to QPR! We have a striker and City are basically paying us to have him. We are in the process of finally being rid of Jenas. If we get another striker and a Modric replacement before the end of the transfer window then it will be work by a chairman that is so god it should be illegal.

Oh, by the way, for all you guys with the screw Levy comments these last few weeks, he told me that he expects you to bring him the keg of glory and the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. It is either that or he forecloses on your house. Don't think he can't because you don't owe anything on your house? Well continue to defy him and watch how good he can be.

And now the "news"

Carlsberg Signs New Spurs Deal Through 2015-

Do I have to drink this now?

Spurs Linked To Willian- Sky Sports

Remember a time not too long ago when Sky Sports wasn't writing things based on the Daily Mail school of journalism? I imagine that the guys who are writing all this crap based on nothing are doing so while sitting around and watching episodes of The Newsroom and just throwing trash at the screen. "Look at these idiots waiting for facts before reporting this story. What a bunch of assholes."

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Replacement Referee Is Terrified By Strange Ball Shaped Object- SB Nation

I got you covered buddy, just tell them it was a funny angle.

The 2012/2013 Season Reviewed...- SB Nation Soccer

Get your belly laughing shoes on, boys and girls.

It is A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Football World- The Short Fuse

This is a HUGE issue for society around the world in all aspects of life, not just in sports. The gap between rich and poor is at the highest in my own country since Teddy Roosevelt regulated the trusts. I personally support the system of pay every rich entitled person less yourself and pass on the difference in the wage bill to City.