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What Can Spurs Afford With The £30 Million From Luka Modric?

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Luka Modrid earned Spurs a lot of money
Luka Modrid earned Spurs a lot of money

Luka Modric is off to Real Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur are £30 million richer. So what could the club do with that money besides buy footballers? Almost everything you could ever want, and some things that nobody should ever want.

1 - LeBron James' mansion in Coral Gables, Florida.

2 - David Bentleys circa 2008.

3 - Weddings for daughters of Chinese magnates.

4 - This island and three more just like it.

8 - Bottles of Isabella's Islay whiskey.

9 - Engagement rings for Beyonce.

20 - The most expensive horses ever bought at auction to start a Kentucky Derby combined.

91 - New London city buses.

266 - 2013 Bentley Continental GT coupes.

300 - Times you can resod Wembley Stadium.

392 - Seasons you can sit courtside for every single Lakers home game.

472 - Martin jetpacks.

727 - Nights at the Royal Penthouse Suite at the Hotel President Wilson in Geneva, Switzerland.

6,514 - Pop-a-Shot basketball game hoops.

25,685 - Annual London Zone 1 tube passes.

39,832 - Purebred Pembroke Welsh Corgis like this little guy.

45,943 - Flights from New York to London on November 16 so you can watch Spurs beat Arsenal the next day.

118,215 - Las Vegas prostitutes.

591,075 - Times Benoit Assou-Ekotto can get his hair put in cornrows.

788,100 - Copies of Madden 2013 for Playstation 3 or XBox 360.

1,092,209 - Jean jackets, pants and pink t-shirts to look like Busta Rhymes in Tribe's "Scenario" music video.

2,469,243 - Shares of Facebook stock.

4,733,333 - Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's Music for the People albums.

5,254,000 - Copies of Benamin Franklin's autobiography.

47,286,000 - Mega Millions tickets.

135,102,857 - Chiquita bananas, which require you to sing the Chiquita banana song for ever banana.

200,000,000 - Cups of ramen.

Priceless - Luka Modric with his kid.


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