Editor's note: Ryan, Bryan and Kevin are all drunk and couldn't edit the hoddle, so all typos and horrible grammar stays. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year Spursland! 3, 2, 1 #BATCOUNTRY!
And now the "news"
Witch Hunts And over Simplified Reporting Are Ruining Football-Football Fancast
We he certainly could not be referring to me when he calls members of the media simple...who would ever do that.
How Tottenham Could Spend Their 60 Million In Bale Money-Talk Sport
Soooooooo so much #batcountry going on here. There may be actually non-metaphorical bats in this link, but you need to expect these kinds of surprises from TalkSPORT.
Circling The Glob To Build A Team: SB Nation Staff Picked IX-SB Nation Soccer
This is an incredibly interesting way to go about it and the list they generate is just great. Not on the list, Ronaldo.
Hangover Football-SB Nation Soccer
Might I recommend some tums and then some raw spinach, the iron in it really helps you not want to hang yourself.
Georgia Tech Flag Guy Is Struggling-SB Nation GIF
This guy is like strong, that is a big flag and a lot of wind and WHY DON"T YOU TRY PLAYING FOOTBALL? Just judging from this I would say playing Fullback wouldn't be a big stretch.
You need to read this. Also as a former season ticket holder to the ravens I can vouch, the scalpers there do share similarities with pimps...that I have seen on TV