Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links January 21, 2013

Happy Monday Spursland! Hey, remember that time when we were all saying that AVB was the wrong choice and that he didn't know what he was doing? Neither do I!

And now the "news"

Schalke Reject Offer To Move Holtby In January-Sky Sports

Check out the quotes from Holtby here, he seems like my kind of guy (vulgar).

Fergie Fumes At Assistant Ref-BBC

I actually found a great actor who does a sport on Fergie impression, check it out. Unrelated to babies crying, I brought this up yesterday but I wanted to ask again, do you think that past Knights are upset that a football manager has been knighted? You used to have to like win wars, or fire a very particular arrow during a battle usurping the crown, or poison John Arryn to be a Knight. Apparently now the formula is win lots at a game then complain when you don't win. Just a thought, but If I am William de Tracy I would be pissed.

Manchester Nullified Bale But They Forgot Lennon-The Guardian

The official Tottenham twitter account asked after the game who the Man Of The Match was, and if you responded with anything other than Aaron Lennon then you were not paying attention.

Timbers Academy Player Is Really Happy Kris Boyd Is Gone-SB Nation Soccer

And the next person to be released by the Timbers is......

Sneijder Joins Galatasary-SB Nation Soccer

Thank god it isn't here.

Baltimore Ravens Are Going To The Superbowl-Baltimore Beatdown

If you need us, me and Skipjack will be holding each other and crying tears of joy.