Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links January 25, 2013

Happy Friday Spursland! So... a cup match for the weekend. What a tease.

And now the "news"

Spurs Look To Tempt Mohamed Diame To The Lane-The Guardian

So this is what winter transfer windows are for us now. We can't even get rumors about the big time players we want, because Spurs don't make big buys in winter. I don't know maybe the cold retards the Dan Levy black magic. We wanted "THE", we are rumored to get some dude named Hooper from Celtic (I am alone in that every time I read that name in my head I hear Quint from Jaws' voice saying it). We want Moutinho, we look to be getting this guy. Dan Levy, the summer soldier.

Reverse psychology engage!

Schlake Will Not "Give Away" Holtby To Spurs Early-Telegraph

But that won't stop them giving him away if you just wait a minute.

Sir Alex To Be Sanctioned For Being An Asshole-The Guardian

I hope he gets sentenced to being kicked in the chest by Eden Hazard, because after all the crap Hazard put up with yesterday he deserves to kick someone to get out all that pent up aggression.

The Americas' Team-SB Nation Soccer

The latest in the big hairy feature reporting from SB Nation. Bigger, betterer and totally not ESPN dumbed down bullshit that just shoe-horns in a Tebow reference ever second paragraph.

Chivas USA Fails The Old No Nazi Call Backs In Your PR Statement Test-SB Nation Soccer

Our sources here at the Hoddle Of Coffee news desk have confirmed that Chivas has also scrap plans to rename the teams training facility in honor of Benito Mussolini.

There Are Other Poets ON SB Nation Soccer Sites-We Ain't Got No History

I think I speak for Menno when I say that we shall not allow Chelsea fans to out rhyme us. We will not go quietly into the good night. We are going to Rythme on, we are going to survive and we are going to do it better than those psychopaths at We Ain't Got No History