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Happy Spursday, Spursland! Mid-week games, this is how we reward offseason depression. Unless of course...Spurs.
and now the "news"
Lennon Refuses To Put A Price On Hooper- Sky Sports
Smart move here by Lennon. You see, once you set your asking price for a player in the last week of a transfer window you ensure that Dan Levy will have bought that player for less than half of that price, and within one half of the remaining time in the window. It is like math. Math is weird in #batcountry.
Holtby Deal Could Be Tottenham's Deal Of The Century- The Guardian
Whoa, whoa there, friend. Really? You are going to toss around the "Deal Of The Century" title when we are barely here in the teens? Come on. You have got to hold that one in your back pocket for a while. You don't want to end up like the Lindbergh baby, labeled that way too early only for some football player in the 90's who just decides not to pull over for the cops? Boom usurped. And on top of all of that, the guys who really deserved the title all along get forgotten. I bet you can't name a single person who broke into the Watergate building for Nixon. So what I am saying is really, don't be that guy.
Leaked Chivas USA Kit Is Freaking Awesome- SB Nation
Hmmm, someone is easily impressed.
Balotelli To Milan Official- SB Nation Soccer
Farewell Mario, we shall never forget you. No, really we can't erase these things from our brain. Some of them we will still be processing for several years.
Brek Shea's Transfer To Stoke Painful For Dallas, But A No Brainer- SB Nation Soccer
Oh, English fans of football and oddity, the lord taketh away, but the lord also giveth.He very much giveth.
MLS Teams Are In Preseason But Still Have Work To Do- SB Nation Soccer
Look at Ryan Rosenblatt's face. Just look at that perfect amount of stubble and artfully disheveled hair that would leave Hugh Grant befuddled, but jealous. Is it uncomfortable yet? Did I succeed in making you feel uncomfortable, because I can keep going. (Editor's note: So uncomfortable)