CFC Poetry Slam 12: Paging Julie Andrews!

My poetical muse strikes at the oddest time. This time she (yes, my muse is a she) whacked me over the head with a Nerf hammer this morning while I was taking a shower during what has to be one of the busiest weeks in recent memory. So naturally I dropped everything to write it all down. Don't ask me why. It's better not to ask.

Feel free to add additional verses in the comments.

*boom-chick-chick
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Rockets from Rose and a blast from Dembelé
Watching a Match of the Day on the telly
Hearing the crowd at the Lane start to sing
These are a few of my favorite things!

Hugo's quick runs that defy analytics
Knocking out Michu and silencing critics
Watching Sigurdsson excel on the wing
These are a few of my favorite things!

Ardiles, Blanchflower, Keano all macho
OHWHATTAGOAL, yes, and Peter Crouch's nachos
Modric when he had the ball on a string
These are a few of my favorite things!

When my stream burps
When a Kyle derps
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite Spurs
And then I don't feel so bad!

Talent at striker: Roberto Soldado
Holds the ball well - ¡Estoy enamorado!
Levy deciding to open purse strings
These are a few of my favorite things!

Freund's sideline antics and joy make me chuckle
BAE's Instagram, Andre's side-buckle
Dreamy Tom Carroll who makes me go "schwing"
These are a few of my favorite things!

Gareth Frank Bale, still a Lilywhite icon
Whalloping Arsenal, "Taxi for Maicon"
Memories of Ledley 'cause he's still the king
These are a few of my favorite things!

On a set piece
Or a free kick
When the Gooners score
I simply recall that my Spurs are okay
And then I'm not sad no more!

(But you know what? I like all of YOU, too!)

roosevelts' spelling and Kate Upton's hooters
#batcountry, BBQ, royal Dutch scooters
Frequent discussions of wrestling rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Banning the spambots and nuking Cry's photos
Poetry, coffee, and new t-shirt logos
Waiting to see what the Hoddle will bring
These are a few of my favorite things!

Steveilleux's beard and the Breaking Bad clutter
Earl of Shoop's gifs and the churning of butter
Fun stuff that the commentariat brings
These are a few of my favorite things!

When the trolls come
When the knees jerk
When the spiders crawl
I simply remember the Spurs that I love
And then I'm not sad... at... ALLLLLLL!!

(STREETCAR! *jazz hands*)