Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 18, 2013

Happy Friday Spursland!

And now the "news"

Aston Villa Boss Says Townsend Is Nowhere Near Being The Next Bale- Sky Sports

Well at least someone is showing some good sense, but maybe if you could keep this to yourself we will sell this guy for way more than he is worth then go buy the next Messi.

Birthday Boy AVB Deserves Fans' Patience- ESPN FC

Is anyone except the dearly departed Englishman losing patience with him?

Next Goal Wins Featuring Sandro, Andros, And Adebayor- 101 Great Goals

Cameo by a very fleet-of-foot-looking Aaron Lennon.

Arsenal Owner Makes Reaching Attempt At Lame Jab At Spurs- Football365

Madrid are not one of your rivals, not even your most delusional fans (of which every team has a few) believe that. And what's more, way to mock us for easily the best bit of business any team has done since selling Torres for £50 million. We sold a player worth maybe £35 million for more than double that and we sold him to a team we don't play against in the league. Maybe this guy should take notes so that he doesn't keep selling his best players for less than they are worth to his league rivals.

Chelsea Was Right To Loan Out Lukaku- SB Nation Soccer

Take a guess who wrote this. Who could be so astoundingly wrong?