Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 22, 2013

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! It's midweek now (Is Tuesday midweek? Oh, screw it.) so what are you listening to? Sports radio? Sports radio, however, sucks. It is the worst. But what happens when you combine American history and sports talk radio? Genius, that's what.

And now the "news"

Andros Can Be The New Bale, Says Johnny Vertical- Sky Sports

OK, I am finally going to do it. This, right here, right now, this is me boarding the Andros Hype train. Full speed ahead and lets hope this train ends up in a better place than the train at the end of the line.

Flares A Real Worry For Police- BBC

Also knives and sub machine guns. Obviously flares are dangerous, but the smoke bomb that was thrown is to the flare as those snakes every lame parent gives their kid on the fourth of July are to the M80's the cool parents gave to their now handless kids. For all you young people out there, that is called an analogy, a very long and drawn out one. Be thankful you will never see that shit on the SAT's.

Tottenham Get Passing Grade, But Need To Be Less Passive- ESPN FC

Three points out of first, and we get a passing grade. it doesn't sound right, until you see us play.

Diego Fagundez Gets Green Card, Moves Towards Citizenship And USMNT- Stars And Stripes FC

How does one react to such news. I wonder... YES! YES! YES!

Giuseppe Rossi' Florentina Renascence- SB Nation Soccer

Well that's nice, he is playing well in one of the most fixed leagues in the world. I'd like to talk about Goldust's Renaissance in WWE too. And that, my friends, is how you write something passionately about something you have absolutely no knowledge of.

Finally, Andy Reid Is The Kool-Aid Man- SB Nation Look It

I am speechless. (crosses item off very bottom of bucket list)