Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 25, 2013

Happy Friday, Spursland! Well, looks like this weekend Andros is going to fire a torpedo through Hull. Get it? That joke was brought to you by the same mind that made "I shot the Sheriff" jokes yesterday. If you were one of those people, and you know who you are, you are the worst.

And now the "News"

Ade Paying Price For Added Competition At Tottenham- Sky Sports

We all know the deal man: AVB hates tall strikers. The bigot. Get it? Anybody? Bueller? Okay, moving on.

AVB Salutes Defoe- Sky Sports

Well, he would have to salute him. You can't give him league starts so you probably do need to give some physical representation of your acknowledgement that Defoe is good.

Spurs And Arsenal Target Labeled Next Ronaldo Does Thing- Here In The City

Do you think they will take Lamalalalala in a swap deal?

After 7 Months El Clasico Returns- SB Nation Soccer

How many of these will we get this year? I am betting 25.

Mourinho Fined By FA- We Ain't Got No History

£8k, that'll show him!

This Go Pro Video Of A Downhill Mountain Bike Run Alerts You That You've Never Risked Anything Ever- SB Nation

The craziest thing about this is how creepily calm his breathing was while actually doing this, compared to how crazy my breathing was watching this. Only killers have that kind of composure. Somebody check this guy's freezer? Aussies, do any of you recognize this guy? Is he your neighbor?