Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 28, 2013

Happy Monday, Spursland! We won! And it seems that some of us are not acting like it. It seems that some of us are not happy with winning games. Have we grown so jaded as fans now? Are we like Chelsea fans that call a season a failure if they don't win a title? In our recent good fortune have we forgotten the joys of simply winning -- however the means -- that we learned during the mean times? If we haven't fully crossed that Rubicon we are certainly at least midstream.

This is a good season, guys! We are winning, lets enjoy it. It could be worse. You could have been like me yesterday. herding your students through Sam's Club and Walmart during the game. It was great, we achieved new never-before-seen levels of public dumbness, and to cap it all off, the check out girl in Walmart asked me to go to a strip club as we were paying. Yes, in front of my students. But you guys bitching about your team that you got to watch win, make some solid points. Except no, you don't.

And now the "news"

AVB Slams Spurs Fans Lack Of Support- Sky Sports

You tell em how it is Andy! People of Walmart suggesting that I should frequent such a terrible establishment with them, ick. rable rable.

Vigouroux Goes On Loan To Conference Premier Side -BBC

interesting I guess. Well no, it isn't.

Bale Not Alone In Having Trouble To Adjust To Madrid's Guilded Cage- Telegraph

Nobody should go to Madrid. Nobody who goes there ever seems to really enjoy playing, its just a pile of prima donnas and divas who hate each other. And they do it for money. But how much money can you realistically spend in one lifetime? Come on back to us buddy. We can give them Lemalalala to sweeten the deal.

Red Bulls Finally Win A Trophy- SB Nation Soccer

How many trophies have you won? Exactly fucking one.

Arturo Vidal Is The Worst- SB Nation Soccer

He needs to apologize. He needs to do it right now. Sir Issac Newton spent a lot of time figuring out those laws of physics and it isn't right that he so casually broke all of them with whatever that was.

This Ref In Kuwait Is Not Having Any Of Your Shit- SB Nation Soccer

This man is a hero. I love him, he can stay at my place anytime. Someone should bake him a pie.

Zaltan Scores A Hatrick Really Really Fast- SB Nation Soccer

Somewhere Ryan Rosenblatt has his hand in his pants. Not for any particular reason, but he does