Gylfi Sigurdsson came to Tottenham Hotspur from Iceland.*
* So there were a couple stops in between. Whatever.
He was a lonely footballer all alone in a new place where they spoke a different language and he had no friends.*
* So he had been in England before, spoke English and was actually quite popular. Whatever.
In an attempt to make friends and fit into a new culture, he threw a party in my pants.
It was an awesome party.