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Happy almost-Spursday, Spurs fans. There's a full day of EPL action today, and while all of our editors are still sleeping off last night's Friday bar-hopping shenanigans, good ol' Uncle Menno is a prude and went to bed at 9 p.m. last night. Therefore, I'm perfectly sober and can gladly put up an open thread for your enjoyment and edification.
Early match (7:45 a.m. ET)
- Manchester City v. Everton (7:45 a.m. ET)
Mid-day matches (all game times 10:00 a.m. ET)
- Cardiff City v. Newcastle United
- Fulham v. Stoke City
- Hull City Tigers v. Aston Villa
- Liverpool v. Crystal Palace
Late game (12:30 p.m. ET)
Have fun, be excellent to each other, and no links to illegal streams.
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