Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links October 7, 2013

To quote Louis CK, "Why would anything good happen?" Not that any of it matters, West Ham fans. It's not like you guys matter now, because we are all totally going to die from horrible disease any day now. So, whatever man.

And now the "news"

Spus Fans Defy FA Again With Chanting-Sky Sports

I worded it that way on purpose because I needed a moment to gather myself before I typed out y-word"  one more time.  That is how dumb I think the FA are being about this.  Look, you shouldn't be afraid of words, it is the idea behind the words that gives them power, that and you giving that word power over you when you let it effect you.  That said if certain words really upset you when they are used I totally get that, All that being said VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT.

Poignant Pictures Fill Exhibition Of Jewish Footballing History In Britain-Guardian

Four Four Jew is the best god damn name for anything ever.  It upsets me that I didn't think of it first.  Like upset with a need to make a physical manifestation of the emotion.  So I took some advice from Hannibal Burress and kicked a pigeon.  Also look at the Nazi flag aloft above White Hart Lane, that isn't the weirdest thing to ever happen at all....

One Fan Arrested For Chanting Y-Word-Telegraph

So hundreds of people did it, you arrested one.  What a law and order town London is.

West Ham Fans Take To Twitter For Racist Abuse-Sporting Preview

If only there was a way to reclaim these harsh words so that they no longer have a stinging effect...oh.

VDV Scissors His Way Back Into Our Hearts-SB Nation Soccer

Dainty.

Klinsman Names His Squad For WCQ-Stars And Stripes FC

When is he going to give Megan Rapinoe a shot? So frustrating.