Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 13, 2013

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! At what point do we recall Tom Carroll to save us? I'll hang up and listen.

And now the "news"

Message To AVB: Stop Being So Stubborn- ESPN FC

A very thoughtful bit of writing until you get to the criticism of AVB sitting Lloris for Newcastle in favor of Big Bald Brad. Because Hugo couldn't have played, he had a concussion. You dolt.

Watch This Impossibly Adorable Round-faced Child Interview Lennon- Spurs Official

Is anyone else pissed at this little trewp for asking easily googlable questions? Ask him something cool for the love of god, even something that would occur to a 10-year-old. "What is the craziest thing you have dropped big money on?"

International Football Is Stupid- SB Nation Soccer

I don't care that it isn't as good. You know what other kinds of football are less good than the Champion's League? The vast majority of professional leagues, but they are still fun to watch. And as for the cultish nature of it? Sometimes being a bit cultish is fun, so shut up, guy who is the boss of my boss' boss.

Mexico's World Cup Lives On The Line- SB Nation Soccer

#narative

Wayne Rooney's Cell Phone Password Was Stella Artois- SB Nation

Rex Ryan's was not at all ham. It was clearly "My wife's feet".