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Happy Thursday, Soursland! Anybody see that New Zealand vs. Mexico game? Now I know why they call it down under, because they are under EVERYONE'S thumb.
And now the "news"
Halmstad Look To Keep Liverpool And Tottenham Away From Talented 17 Year Old- Sky Sports
This better not end up like John Bostock. Everyone calls us assholes and five years later we get an interview from the Belgian second division full of fake sunshine, especially that art where everyone calls us assholes. I am very sensitive.
Defoe: I Won't Ask To Leave, I Just Want To Play- Express
Like a comedian doing old material from the last album at a fan's request, JD has pulled out his most famous bit of material -- the polite discussion of his dissatisfaction at playing time.
Mexico Score Five, Basically In- SB Nation Soccer
(Spins globe, still doesn't see New Zealand. Picks up globe and turns it upside down.) You guys couldn't come up big for us once?
NFL Logo's As Soccer Badges- SB Nation Soccer
As per usual, the Ravens just own and the Texans suck. Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the disappointment.
What We Know Right Now On The Jameis WInston TMZ Story- Tomahawk Nation
Strap in, folks. This is going to be a thing.